I was in the Living Room and Tom and Tara were watching Anne of Green Gables. And then Anne totally fell into the river and Gilbert effing saved her. And asked to be her friend. And it was soooo sweet! And I was baffled. I was like, "Gilbert is cute?? What?!" I freaked out, guys, because I never even knew it. I never knew it at all.
This may or may not be an analogy for my life.