List for my future husband

My future husband needs to fulfill these requirements. And this is not numbered bc it's not by importance. They are all equally important.

Not really.

• Know when an avocado is ripe and act accordingly.
• Not make me feel bad about my paleness
• Say funny things
• Think I'm funny
• Want to talk about current events with me and get as excited about them as I do
• Not be sensitive about dumb things
• Not argumentative. He needs to be really chill
• Let me drive when we're going somewhere together. Not every time, but sometimes you know?
• Be really happy that we're married and tolerate with sweetness how many times I will inevitably bring it up
• Want to adopt kids
• Love Star Wars and watch the old ones with me whenever I so wish
• Love Arthur
• Love my friends especially Gina
• Love my family
• Love me
• Love the USA
• Be a US citizen
• Be okay with how much I watch The Office
• And Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses
• And the Dark Knight
• And Taken
• Ehm.
• Appreciate nature
• Love hanging out with me!
• Travel with me and enjoy it!
• Be smart
• Love to learn
• Depending on how I/he is when we meet, he will either be getting his bachelor's or his master's. I would not mind him getting a Ph.D. if his heart so desires, but an education is important

• Be protective of the things that I love
• Be protective of me
• Be good at picking up what I'm putting down
• Understand most if not all of my movie and song references
• Appreciate natural light
• Have a happy disposition

• Love to work
• This one sounds weird I know, but I love to work and I think a good work ethic is really important in a husband, because I don't want to be the sole provider for our family. Sorry, feminists.
• Read The Economist and al Jazeera with me
• Love hiking but only the right kind of hiking. As in it must be on a dirt path under the cover of many trees on a mountain. None of that R Mountain crap. Get a life.
• Love dogs
• Like kipper snacks, or at least not tell me how ugly I am if I eat them.
• Love Oreo McFlurries
• Have a nice, genuine smile
• Be a kind, caring, giving person
• Love paying tithing
• I'd prefer if he doesn't have blue or green eyes. I really like brown eyes. I wish I had brown eyes.
• Love Orville
• Be good with money
• Surprise me cutely sometimes :)
• Understand how important sleep is and how much I love it
• Like to listen to me play flute
• Love Christmas as much as I do
• And the 4th of July
• And Thanksgiving
• BE NICE TO WAITERS/WAITRESSES
• Tip well
• Always say please and thank you and smile at them

Alright. This turned out to be so much longer than I thought it would be, and actually I'm sure it could be much longer, but that's it for now. Happy searching for me!